The Wordsmith.

I said a while ago that I would write about words and how powerful they are. Here I go.

I don't think people understand exactly how powerful words are. Words make you who you are. Tell your child that they're a stupid fuck up everyday of their life and there's a very good chance that you will raise a stupid fuck up. Sure, there's the occasional kid who has the iron will to prove their parent wrong, but there are exceptions to every rule. Tell your daughter she's beautiful everyday and more than likely she'll grow up with a healthy self-esteem. Words are what make us. The things we say, the things we don't say. My 6th grade English teacher, my favorite teacher ever, Mrs. Cox told me that the sweetest thing a guy can do for a girl is pour his heart out in a letter and give it to her. I wish every man walking this planet knew that. Well... not really, that would fuck shit up for me in a major way. But that small piece of information has helped me more than any tricks that I've learned from so called "players" or "ladies men". I feel like once you make that connection to a woman's heart, 70% of the work is done.
  More importantly than the actual words though, is the way you say things. For instance, if I walk up to a girl and say "Hey, wanna fuck?", the chances of me doing anything with that girl decrease immensely. On the other hand, if I approach a woman with a nice, simple introduction (i.e. "Hi, my name is Trent, and you are?") strike up a nice conversation, and later say "Are you interested in becoming the mother of my children in the future?". More than likely she'll be taken aback and say either "Yes." or something along the lines of "Not right now" or "I don't want kids right now". That, my friend, is when you say, "Maybe we could just practice until then?"

Bingo.

 Now that is completely tasteful, and leaves wiggle room for the rejection. You have to know how to word things so that there is never any pressure. I have learned this is an excellent strategy in all social situations in life. Whether you're trying to bed a woman, find a point of compromise with someone, make a good impression on someone of importance, whatever it is, deflate the situation by wording the real message in a way that makes it easily acceptable by those involved.

It's all about the way you pitch the product your selling. How many people do you know with a Sham-Wow, Shake Weight, or a fuckin' ipod?

Case Closed.