how my relationships with the people I "talk to" usually end, it probably read like this:
ow that's unfair to you but I'd like to completely bypass any possibility of that ever happening again by putting you in "friend mode" instead.
It's like my heart is in a display case. You know, le museum, with the maroon rope around it? And it's placed perfectly so that you're just close enough to get a good look, but just far enough so you can't touch (or potentially break).
that I'd never like to visit again.
Thanks for your Cooperation,