1.21.2011

So I'm parking at Target

to get my step-mom a giftcard for my step-mom from the Starbucks that's inside when I see a parking spot that's  super close, which is good because it's colder than a hooker's heart outside, so I proceed forward to park. Then I get up to it, and whaddya know, this bastard of a Dodge Charger is parked like they're in a fucking commercial. All slanted over the solid white line and shit. Like this:


Now from this picture it doesn't really look that bad, but I assure you that they parked so that I couldn't fit in that space. Needless to say, this infuriated me quite a bit. So I did what any mature adult would do. I parked in another space. A further space. And made this sign to place on their windshield:



Did this get me the closer parking spot? No. Did it make me feel better? Yes.

WE DON'T FUCK AROUND.
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3 comments:

  1. Anneliese RosarJanuary 21, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    so i kind of love this and ill probably steal your idea.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    dumb ass=0 Thompson=1

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  3. L'écrivainJanuary 23, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    Did this just the other day. People around my housing complex think that since their cars are so nice, they can park all fucked up. Nope, I leave notes :)

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